What Women Say And What They Mean

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
… without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven’t had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA’S FINE.
… you cheap slob!

I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don’t want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can’t believe you have nothing planned.

I LIKE YOU, BUT…
I don’t like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
… just not in that way.

I’LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
…I’m ready, but I’m going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I’LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
…I’m just being nice; there’s no way I’m going dutch.

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