Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again … for no reason.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”
The brunette says, “Oh sure … but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde says, … “Don’t you have a vase?”