I ask everyone to examine your fly. On your zipper you should find the letters ‘YKK’.
That’s correct. The letters YKK are inscribed on nearly every zipper in the world. THIS is the origin of the Y2K problem that everyone’s been talking about.
In the beginning of the year 2000 CE, while everyone is busy waiting for their computers to blow up, all the zippers in the world will spontaneously unzip. All feminists will rise up and claim sexual harrasment. Key feminists will be placed near the leaders of the religious right. The resulting flurry of lawsuits will completely collapse the court system and discredit religious organizations. Evil and morally corrupt politicians will then sieze control of the government, and tommorrow, THE WORLD!!!!
MUA HA HA!!!