This woman goes to a truck yard to get a job as a truck driver in construction.
The head guy says: “I don’t know lady … you’ll be the first woman. Before I can hire you I’ll have to see if you fit in with the guys.
I have three questions for you …
1. “Do you drink?”
She replies, “At least a six pack a day”
2. “Do you swear?”
She replies, “Shit yeah, all the damn time!”
“OK, then, I got only one more question … you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
She replies, “No — but I’ve been swung around by my tits a few times!”