If you think a cudzu vine is a privacy hedge you might be a redneck.
If you had to rearrange your living room furniture to fit your motorcycle you might be a redneck.
If you have ever used platic wrap for your back window in your car you might be a redneck.
If you take better care of your lawn mower than your family you might be a redneck.
If your neighbor flushes their toilet and the level of your pool drops you might be a redneck.
If you have ever slammed the door so hard that it knocked your house down off the concrete blocks you might be a redneck.
If your wife ever said, “Take this transmission out of the bath tub” you might be a redneck.