Once there were three friends stranded in the desert because their car blew up. They were deserted for two months with nothing to eat but their own shoes and hair. Once they were completely bald and barefoot one of the guys tripped over a magic lamp.
“LET’S EAT IT!” said the 2nd guy.
“YES, YES LET’S EAT THE YUMMY DELICOUS LAMP.” said the 3rd guy.
“WAIT! Are you guys nuts?!” asked the 1st guy.
“Yes, why?” they both replied.
“WE WILL BE SWIMMING IN HOT DOGS AND CORN NUTS BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GENIE IN IT!”
“YEAH HOT DOGS AND CORN NUTS!”
They rubbed the lamp.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU FOOLS?!?” the genie yelled.
“Wishes sir”
“Okey dokey. You get one wish each.”
1st guy: I WANNA GO HOME
2nd: TAKE ME HOME
3rd: I’m bored I wish all of my friends were back here with me.