Yo mamma is so fat she stepped in one side of the mall and came out the other side.
Yo mamma is so fat she stood up and said I found Nemo.
Yo mamma is so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doin she said, “I’m moving”.
Yo mamma is so fat she uses aircraft carriers for waterskis.
yo mamma is so stupid she tried to drown yo gold fish.
Yo mamma is so fat she was walkin outside with a raincoat on and someone passed by and said “Taxi!Taxi!!”
Yo mamma is so old she sat by Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1.