A man decided to take up golf and went to the local course and asked the pro to show him how to play. The pro told the man to put the ball on the tee and hit it as near to that flag as you can.
The man put the ball on the tee and gave it a whack. It landed about two inches from the hole.
As they walked up to the green the Pro said, “Now all you have to do is tap the ball into the hole.”
The man said, “Why didn’t you say that when we were on the tee.”