Laughing With Florida (Hey, It Aint My Fault!)
**FLORIDA: If you think we can’t vote, wait till you see us drive.
**FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
**FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
**FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
**FLORIDA: We’ve been Gored by the bull of politics and we’re Bushed.
**FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
**FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
**FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
**FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
**FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
**FLORIDA: We don’t just cheat in football.
**FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
**Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
**Palm Beach County: We put the “duh” in Florida.
**Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.