A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off penises in this place,” she began, “the big ones went for a $10 and the thick ones went for $20.”
“How about the ones like mine?” asked her husband.
“Those they gave away as free samples,” she replied tongue in cheek.
“I had a dream too.” started the husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for $1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!”
“And how much for the ones like mine?” Enquired the wife to her husband.
“That’s where they held the auction” he replied.