Q: What does a blind man says when he entersd a fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
Category: Gender
Dope
Q: How does a women grow her own dope?
A: She plants a man.
Given them a break?
Q) Why do men scratch their head?
A) To give their balls a rest.
Girls vs. Airplanes
Q: What is the similarity between Girls and an Airplane?
A: Both have Cockpits.
Cassette vs. Girl
Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl?
A: You can use them on either side.
The 9 Most Important Men In A Woman’s Life
1. THE DOCTOR : because he says :
“Take off your clothes”
2. THE DENTIST : because he says :
“Open wide”
3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says :
“Do you want it teased or blown?”
4. THE MILKMAN : because he says :
“Do you want it in the front or the back?”
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says :
“Once it’s in, you’ll love it”
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says:
“It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again”
7. THE BANKER : because he says :
“If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest”
8. THE HUNTER : because he says :
“I go deep in the bush, shoot twice and always eat what I shoot”
9. THE AT&T GUY : because he says :
“Would you like it on the table or against the wall?”
Pinoccio
Q – How did Pinoccio find out he was not a real boy?
A – His hand caught on fire!
Ten Things Men Know About Women
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Benefits of Sex
Q: Why is a man more intelligent while he is having sex?
A: Because, he is plugged into a genius.
Ladies Night
The other day, my friends and I went to a “Ladies Night Club.” One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill.
I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me and the guy’s egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Then the marketer in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home …