The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Marriage at the Circus
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffe-ring.
Science meets Sex Drive
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% … Wedding cake.
Bigamy vs. Monogamy
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Divorce Quiz
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Interrupting your Wife
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
Always Right
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Wives are Alike
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Dog and Wife Barking
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course
Women Passing Gas
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.