Q: What does Michael Jackson call a schoolbus of kids?
A: Meals on Wheels.
Tag: One-Liner
Tissue Dance
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Sleep with Angelina Jolie
“You won’t sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you?” asked the cuddling wife.
“Don’t be ridiculous!” said the husband. “How am I gonna raise a million dollars?”
Little Old Lady
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Where did you learn how to yodel?
Blondes
Two blondes walked into a bar … you would think one of them would see it.
When ya fall off a horse …
When you fall off a horse, kick it a few times, you’ll feel better.
Why aren’t there any Wal-marts in Baghdad?
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-marts in Baghdad?
A: Because there’s a target on every corner.
Your Mama’s So Fat
She had to ask Santa to bring her some of his old clothes.
Your Mama’s So Fat
She had to let Santa sit on her lap.
Fly
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A Walk.