Q. Why can’t Bin Laden have sex with his wives?
A. Every time they spread their legs he sees bush.
Tag: One-Liner
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so fat she stepped in one side of the mall and came out the other side.
Yo mamma is so fat she stood up and said I found Nemo.
Yo mamma is so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doin she said, “I’m moving”.
Yo mamma is so fat she uses aircraft carriers for waterskis.
yo mamma is so stupid she tried to drown yo gold fish.
Yo mamma is so fat she was walkin outside with a raincoat on and someone passed by and said “Taxi!Taxi!!”
Yo mamma is so old she sat by Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1.
Jackson
Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: You’re in my son.
Religious and Teachers Joke
1) A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.
2) Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.
Jonah: Here
One Armed Blonde
Question: How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree?
Answer: You wave at her.
Blondes
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth!
Pickle
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Fire at Will
Fire at will.
“Who the hell is Will?”
Snowman Happy
Q: Why was the snowman so happy?
A: Cause he heard the snowblower was coming down the street!
Two, then Three
Two boys go behind a bush, three come out.