I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
Tag: One-Liner
Divorce Quiz
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Bigamy vs. Monogamy
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Science meets Sex Drive
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% … Wedding cake.
Marriage at the Circus
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffe-ring.
TV Fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Inseparable Wife
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog
Dog vs. Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
Beggar on Rodeo Drive
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”
Punishment for Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.