Q: What do you say when someone calls you ugly?
A: You say, “at least I have a face that can be ugly, rather than that hunk of crap I’m looking at right now!”
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What Kind of Kootchie do you have?
A-1 Steak Sauce Kootchie: Yeah, It’s that important
Apple Jack’s Kootchie: We eat what we like
Apple Jack’s Kootchie: But they don’t taste like apples
Carnation Instant Breakfast Kootchie: You’re gonna love it in an instant
Chili’s Kootchie: I want my baby back……
Coca-Cola Kootchie: Have a coke and a smile
Dell Kootchie: Easy as Dell
Discover Card Kootchie: Discover the possibilities
Ford Kootchie: Have you driven a ford lately?
Fruit Loops Kootchie: Follow your nose…..
Golden Crisp Kootchie: Can’t get enough of that golden crisp
Herbal Essences Kootchie: Yes, Yes, YES!!!
Hidden Valley Ranch: Taste is everything
Hostess Kootchie: Hey, Where’s the creme filling?
Hostess Kootchie 2: Now that’s the stuff
Jell-o Kootchie: There’s always room for jello
Kool-Aid Kootchie: Oh Yeah
Lay’s Kootchie: Get your own Bag
Life Savers Kootchie: So full of life (savers)
Mastercard Kootchie: For everything else there’s mastercard
Mercury Kootchie: Imagine yourself in a mercury
Mcdonald’s Kootchie: I’m lovin’it
Mcdonald’s Kootchie: Change is good
Milk Kootchie: Got Milk
Nintendo 64 Kootchie: Get in or get out
Oreo’s Kootchie: Unlock the magic
Pepto Bismol Kootchie: Pink does more than you think
Playstation 2 Kootchie: Live in your world, play in ours
Pokemon Kootchie: Gotta Catch Em’ All
Pork Kootchie: The other white meat
Reese’s Kootchie: There’s no wrong way to eat a reese’s
Sara Lee Kootchie: Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee
Sherwin Williams Kootchie: Where to get it
Skittles Kootchie: Taste the Rainbow
Snicker’s Kootchie: Hungry, Why wait
Subway Kootchie: Eat fresh
Super Soaker Kootchie: Wetter is better
Tressame Kootchie: Ooh Laa Laa
Twix Kootchie: The CreamyChewyCaramelChocolateyCrunchyCookie
Tyson’s Kootchie: Feeding you like family
Visine Kootchie: Get’s the red out
Wendy’s Kootchie: Eat great even late
Zip-lock Kootchie: Designed with you in mind
Cheese
Q: Why does cheese have holes??
A: Because Brandon got bored.
Yo Mamma
Yo momma is so fat she thought the school bus was a Twinkie.
Your mama
Your mamma is so fat it takes 2 airplane flights, 3 trains and 6 buses to get to her good side.
Pointy Shit
Q: Do you know why your shit is pointy when it comes out?
A: It is pointy so that your asshole don’t slam shut!
The Queer
A man walked into a bar and sat down. He looked really upset, so the bartender asked if he wanted to talk about his problems.
The man quickly responded by saying he’d like seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender asks the man what was bothering him.
The man looks up at him and says, “I just found out my brother is a queer.”
The bartender says, “Man I’m sorry.”
The next day, the man walked into the same bar, sat down and had the bartender get him seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender asks, “What is wrong today?”
The man replies, “I just found out that my other brother is a queer.”
The bartender apologizes and sends him on his way.
The following day, the man goes to the same bar, and orders the same seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender sighs and says, “Man doesn’t any of your family like women?”
The man grunts and says, “Yeah, I just found out that my wife does!”
She got kicked out!
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann Kicked out of the toy box?
A: “Becuse she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to LIE.”
Gay Bar Food
Why shouldn’t you ever eat in a gay bar? Because the hot dogs taste like shit.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:
“Mr. President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?”
Pres says: “You think we’re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!”